Dail 673-8003.

This from the Democratic Underground, which I had to post here, just because it’s so damn hilarious:

I have to mention this story because it’s quite simply the best dis of Sean Hannity ever. Not so long ago, the Brooklyn indie band Kids Against Combs decided to name their new album after Hannity’s home phone number, which at the time was (631) 673-8003. Obviously Hannity had to change his number (it’s now unlisted).

But last week it was revealed that Hannity was actually “threatening to sue both parties [Kids Against Combs and their record label] if they proceeded with releasing an album named after Hannity’s home phone number and containing the political pundit’s home address in the CD’s liner notes,” according to the Boston Phoenix.

Don’t worry though - despite the fact that Kids Against Combs were forced to change the title of their album, they came up with an even better one. So next time you’re in your local record store, keep an eye out for The Album Formerly Known As Sean Hannity’s Phone Number … Currently Sean Hannity Is A Democracy Subverting Douche-Bag. Yes, that’s really what it’s called!