Monday, June 26, 2006

The Hillybilly Heroin Addict Is At It Again.

Hillybilly heroin addict Rush Limbaugh was detained today at the Palm Beach International Airport when customs agents inspected his luggage and found what is reportedly 29 Viagra pills that was not prescribed to him. According to the South Florida Sun-Sentinel, Limbaugh’s attorney, Roy Black, made a statement saying that the prescription was issued not to Limbaugh, but his physician “for privacy purposes.”

Limbaugh had arrived to the airport on his private jet coming from the Dominican Republic U.S. Customs said. Agents searched the plane doing routine customs inspections and found the pill bottle of Viagra.

The Palm Beach County sheriff declined to arrest Limbaugh on what could be a class 2 misdemeanor. However investigators said they will be sending the evidence to the Palm Beach County State Attorney’s Office, who will determine if charges will be filed.

This comes just a month after Limbaugh signed a deal with Florida prosecutors in an investigation into allegations of Limbaugh doctor shopping for prescription pain killers hydrocodone and OxyContin. The deal requires Limbaugh to 18 months of supervision and a continuation of rehabilitation with a painkiller addiction therapist. The deal also requires Limbaugh to pay $30,000 towards the cost of the investigation, and during that time Limbaugh can not own a gun, use “intoxicants to excess”, and must remain gainfully employed.


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