Friday, May 13, 2005

A Finer Republican President.

“Should any political party attempt to abolish Social Security, Unemployment Insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There’s a tiny splinter group, of course, who believes you can do these things. Among them are a few other Texas oil millionaires, and an occasional politician or businessman from other areas. Their numbers are negligible, and they are stupid.”

-President Dwight D. Eisenhower
November 8th, 1954

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

The World Of Weird.

Republican anti-abortion activist, Neal Horsley, who publishes a list of abortion doctors (one of the doctors have been murdered), admitted the other day on the Alan Colmes radio show that back on the farm in Georgia, he regularly had sex with a mule. I wish I was making this stuff up. Which reminds me of a George Carlin joke. Why is it that when a "gold ole boy" is having sex with a mule, that he does it at the edge of a cliff? So the mule will push back.