Those Goddamned French People!

The World Health Organization has found that it isn’t exactly the United States that has the best health care system in the world. Actually, it is those goddamned French. There’s another reason not to eat French fries. France has a lower infant mortality rate then the US, a longer life expectancy, and their universal health care system lets them pick their own doctors, and costs the French people HALF of what it costs us ‘Muricans.